I'm going to try to remember my spring break. I've totally have been lagging to update. so I'm grateful I'm home early with energy.
Friday: I went to my interview for interning at Jimmy Kimmel Live. & yes you're looking at Jimmy Kimmel's new intern :] I'm so excited to start. I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing because honestly I have no idea. Here's a brief description of apparently what it is:
"INTERNSHIPS OPPORTUNITIES
We are looking for college students in the Los Angeles area who can receive college credit for an internship. We encourage students with a great work ethic and initiative to apply. Our Interns gain experience in event planning, promotions, television production, casting, and audience coordination."So there. Suck it & don't ask me again. I'll tell you more once I start.
haha, wait I just found this.
Saturday: Went to church at 1am since it was holy week & it was easter eve for Coptic Christian Orthodox or is Christian Coptic Orthodox. Stayed there till about four in the morning. They had men/boys reading stories out of the bible, so I texted Nicole (with no H) who was sitting right next to me and I asked why aren't their any women reading? And she simply replied:
4-18-09 Niggie
psh nigga we're orthodox. meaning we havent changed. meaning we're in the place where women have no rights and arent allowed to learn how to read
Haha, she's hilarious. She's on the list of women I would marry. Its so true. My church is beyond strict. Grown lenient over the years but they're still uptight with the whole men on one side women on the other. Egyptian men marry women for looks, Egyptian women marry for money and in the end the looks are gone & the money has vanished and you're left with a miserable marriage. Oh, the excuse of inconsolable differences is not an option.
haha, oh man. I'm second to the left standing up and Niggie is two more to the left.
My church is purely gorgeous. It had just opened that year in 2005.
ubkayibfobmike.
Okay, wow I wrote way too much for one and half days. Just some more and I'll go to Sunday.
4-18-09 Bitch Lover 3:49pm
dude im pissed. you know the guy i know that works at the liquor store down the street? he had 4 coachella tickets for yesterday and he would have GIVEN them to me for FREE if he would have seen me. how fucking lame!
Kill Me. Can I just please cry myself to a slow death? I can't believe we missed all that. Oh well. Ill just wait another year.
I worked till forever and went shopping bought the cutest dress however didn't bother to take any pictures that night because my charger had been missing for awhile and was nowhere to be found, but I realized it was neatly put in my drawer when I cleaned my room. Honestly, why is it easier for me to find things when my room is a disaster.
Went to church, IN-N-OUT since the 56 day fast was over. I only handled 4 weeks before I ended up in my death bed for a good two weeks possibly because of it.
That looks so disgustingly delicious.
Sunday: Finally. Orthodox Easter. Nothing bomb happened really. Went to a Bonelli park. Wore white shorts BIG MISTAKE. & it was BUGS GALORE. I was so excited to leave and shower. I went home and KNOCKED OUT in my bra and underwear since it was ridiculously hot.
Monday: Worked on a amazing kick ass script with Brian. We finished half of it. It just had to be a scene & trust me its an AMAZING ONE. Went home cruising with Nick & Amanda. Figured out I really hate needy slutty sluts. I didn't feel good so I went home.
Tuesday: I woke up early, which is super rare. Probably because I felt sick to my stomach the other night. Myrna texted me to go with her and her friend Collen to Ontario Mills. Went crazy shopping. Bought three pairs of shorts. Nick's car overheated. Wasn't a pretty day. Saw Kalen for like 5 seconds before hot happenings & silent whispers.
Wednesday: Total overcast, went to the beach with Kalen and her friends Oliver&Alex. Had a amazing burger. Kalen's car was not being nice so she had to go home, but me Oliver&Alex went to a pool party. Turned out to be at one of my classmates Dominique's house. What a small world. Almost ran over a family of 5 trying to pick up Nick. Had a breakdown. Thats all I remember.
there is a ginormous cheeto puff in my mouth.
want one?
smile<3
girls, girls, girls.
Thursday: Monica is a jerk that falls asleep out of nowhere all the time because she wakes up when I sleep. My straighter broke so I went and bought this ceramic Revlon one from K-Mart. Not to shabby. Went to the mall to get the sensor off this shirt I bought that the lady forgot to take off & also make a credit card payment. Bought some cute shoes. Went to work till forever then went to Nick's.
Friday: Went to Glendale Galleria with Nicole and Michelle. I was so exhausted. I bought some other cute pair of shoes that nicole has in her car & an adorable necklace at Forever 21. Then me & Nicole went and got some amazing Teriyaki Chicken. Hardcore FOOD COMA. I went home & fell asleep immediately. I was suppose to go to church with Nicole, but she hates me. I was sooooo tired.
I was completely intrigued by the ceiling
& the walls. That frame needs to be horizontal. It would make so much more sense that way.
She's a sexy mamma jamma.
I want to steal those shoes from her.
Wassup cuties.
Hahahahaha.
Saturday: I woke up and worked a 8 hour shift at Abercrombie. That was deadly. Michelle worked a little with me :] & I picked up some hours at the new Abercrombie Kid's thats opening. Hung out with Sammy for a bit, he put thousands of songs on my iPod. I was super tired, but I went and saw Nicholas.
best money I've ever spend was on the iTouch.
Sunday: Had to finish my script with Brian. Met up at starbucks & thankfully finished. If it wasn't so personal I'd post it. Work called me in. Stalked Nicholas outside of work. Saw him for a bit then went home NOT looking forward to school.
Monday: Super late to school as usual.
4-27-09 William Escobar 11:20am
Where are u lazy daisy
Wow, which is weird because I could honestly slaughter the living life out of this girl named Daisy at my work. I usually ignore her because everyone knows she's just a dumb bitch that thinks she's a sexy model.
I honestly don't mind admitting if a bitch or a girl I hate is pretty, but this one is HIDEOUS. I literally almost puked in my mouth getting close to her face.
Well the reason why that text just totally freaked me out is because that day was the day I totally snapped on her ass.
I called work to talk to a manager and inform them I was going to be late because I was getting paperwork for my internship. Just my luck, dumb bitch answers. Puts me on hold for a good 2 songs. Then out of nowhere picks up and hangs up. I call back furious and same dumb bitch answers. Straight up HANGS UP ON MY FACE. I flip the hell out and call one more time.
Finally someone else answers and I get to speak to a manager. Complain about her dumb ass. I honestly can't refer her to any other name dumb bitch suites her well. Well the names i'd like to call her are harsh I'm trying to keep it clean here.
I get to work start complaining to another manager, the one she constantly brown noses & attempts to look sexy for by laying on counters while he counts money. I speak to him a little more & she bumps into me with a stack of jeans I flip out and scream EXCUSE YOU. Then later I throw a stack a clothes on this pile she was folding down and she replied "HEY, are you kidding me?" I enjoy and walk away. It's the go back table, bite me.
I go back in the stock room to grab my iPod and she came out of nowhere in the hallway probably attempting to suck my managers dick. We bumped into each other so she was like "What the hell is your problem?" I'm like "Sweetie, you bumped into me. You also hung up on my face twice, what's your problem?" She attempts to explain it wasn't her fault and it simply got disconnected. I just kept laughing not believing a single word she's trying to feed me with a whole bunch of 'yeahhhhhhhhhs' & 'sureeeeeeeeeee that happened' as my replies. She gets pissed and screams 'GROW THE FUCK UP' and scatters off all quickly to the back to probably to suck more dick.
Haha, man I feel like a child.
Let me clarify though, IM NOT SHIT TALKING, just simply sharing my drama of the day stories.
Honestly though, if you've been a bitch your whole life. OWN UP TO IT. I don't understand why she isn't prideful. She's so damn good at it. She has the capability of making every girl hate her & baby girl ITS NOT JEALOUSY, you're just a DUMB BITCH. You have no people skills, I don't understand how you have friends, let alone a BOYFRIEND. Do us all a favor get a nose job & pop a fresh mint. A little chapstick wouldn't hurt & clothes that aren't see through.
Haha, wait now I'm talking shit.
Oh, no no no just stating an opinion. Giving some advice for her own good.
Hahaha, okay I'm done.
Goodnight.
TOP 5 songs
MGMT - Kids
Oasis - Wonderwall
Fall Of Troy - F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X
Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
Fall Out Boy - Love Will Tear Us Apart
Can this swine influenza go away already. I've had enough stressing with mad cow disease, west nile, bird flu and now this.
FML.
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