Yup, its that time again. I'm about to rant my ass off. Everyday that goes by the more and more disgusted I am of men. I just can't believe how much shit has happened me since I joined the dating world. Before I start bitching I know not all men are douches there are some decent human beings in the world but I'm sure we can agree after this entry that none of them have come my way.
First situation comes to mind. Males sending pictures of their privates. HA, the irony of the word. This actually happened FOUR times this year. Mind you...I did not ask, hook-up, or even talk to any of these males in any sort of sexual manner and they randomly send me their penis. DUDE COME ON?! You really think advertising your penis is going to make me want it? Majority of women find them hideous and ugly. What is this shit, I don't want to see your junk, and especially didn't want to see your junk appear on my iphone screen while talking to my mother. For fuck sake what is going on in this world? I'm just so disappointed and I feel so disrespected.
Oh can't forget my favorite, assholes that claim they have slept with me. Wow, douchefag are you serious? One of these fags actually is one of the same idiots that sent me his junk. Ugh, I'm just tired of being harassed like this. This has happened way too many times. Even people I have dated and not slept with have dropped the same rumor. I'm just appalled at this universe. It's hard living as a woman and being hovered over by douches. I attempt to give the benefit of the doubt and all the does is sucker punch me in the face.
Working at a bar brings a lot of harassment I have to deal with. It's not fun or funny. I'm a damn human being and I don't deserve to be treated like a rag doll. I've never ever dated anyone from work and the sad part is all the douches I have dated have all been from church. I guess I have a good eye for douche.
Oh man and the persistence, some guys just are desperate and disgusting. Please don't effin like 19 of my pictures after you just added me on Facebook and we haven't formally met. Please don't use vulger language on my page or inappropriate comments. LAY OFF THE SMILEY FACES FAG. Shit man, San Fran is up North. Please don't call me to talk especially if I'm not interested in you. I don't know how many mean nice things I can say. NO I don't want you to walk me to my car, NO I don't want you to come down to my area to hang out, NO I don't have girlfriends for you to talk to too, NO I don't have any girlfriends for your friend, and NO I will never be attracted to your ugly ass.
Nothing is more insulting than a guy who is absolutely hideous thinking he has a chance. DON'T hug me like that, DON'T touch me like that, DON'T look at me like that, DON'T even dare think of me like that.
The funniest thing is when people put certain males on a pedestal telling me they're great guys and what not...the second I get to know them for some odd reason they get comfortable enough to lay out all their dirty secrets and I'm like wow even the so called great ones are the biggest pieces of shit. I just don't get it man, I feel like I'm cursed or God is seriously putting me through all this crap because my husband is going to be damn near perfect.
I'm actually tired of bitching, I have to wake up early in the morning to pay a $500 speeding ticket. UGH FML.
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